Why God invented Ben & Jerry
Everything happens for a reason. At least that's what I was brought up to believe. Like the time when I was six and thought that I spelt rabbit wrongly in my spelling test, my mother convinced me that I was never meant to keep any rabbits. Alright, so no rabbits for me.
So I understand fully why God invented Ben & Jerry. It was meant to be the solutions for my ever so many moments. So many.
You have a promotion. Then there's Ben & Jerry.
Your father passed away. Then there's Ben & Jerry.
Your best friend's getting married. Then there's Ben & Jerry.
No dates on a saturday night? Then there's Ben & Jerry.
Some one send you flowers. Then there's Ben & Jerry.
Mom's not cooking tonight. Then there's Ben & Jerry.
Win a bet. Then there's Ben & Jerry.
Wake up on the wrong side on the bed. No worries, count on Ben & Jerry.
Lost a pound, time to celebrate. With Ben & Jerry of course.
Put on 2 pounds? Need to de-stress? Who else but with Ben & Jerry.
Ben, Jerry and I go a long time back. We were best buddies growing up. Well, we are still rather firm friends now. I know I can count on them for everything. And I thank God for inventing them.
There's always time for Ben & Jerry. Always.
So I understand fully why God invented Ben & Jerry. It was meant to be the solutions for my ever so many moments. So many.
You have a promotion. Then there's Ben & Jerry.
Your father passed away. Then there's Ben & Jerry.
Your best friend's getting married. Then there's Ben & Jerry.
No dates on a saturday night? Then there's Ben & Jerry.
Some one send you flowers. Then there's Ben & Jerry.
Mom's not cooking tonight. Then there's Ben & Jerry.
Win a bet. Then there's Ben & Jerry.
Wake up on the wrong side on the bed. No worries, count on Ben & Jerry.
Lost a pound, time to celebrate. With Ben & Jerry of course.
Put on 2 pounds? Need to de-stress? Who else but with Ben & Jerry.
Ben, Jerry and I go a long time back. We were best buddies growing up. Well, we are still rather firm friends now. I know I can count on them for everything. And I thank God for inventing them.
There's always time for Ben & Jerry. Always.

3 Comments:
We don't have Ben & Jerry over here, damn it. Such a versatile little icecream it seems.
Jade,
You should come here. All your problems will be solved.
Simple American,
And congested hearts. And to people who think with their hearts, good luck.
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